After the recording of Senator Wastrel T. Porkbarrel, E=MC2 decided to set up their video and audio equipment in their secret lair of tripartisan collaboration and film themselves to see if it would be worthy to post on YouTube. The following transcript came from one of the recordings:
“What are you doing home so early?” M asked C2 as C2 entered the secret liar.
“I quit my job as a cubicle monkey at the local petting zoo,” C2 replied, setting a fishing pole against the wall.
“What? Why? And what’s with the fishing pole?”
“Well, while I was flinging accounting poo at the project managers, I overheard a co-worker talking about how all these fairies that voted for Obama are taking his hard earned money so they can live the easy life and fish. So I figured, heck, I don’t want to work if I don’t have to, so I decided to do like these mythical voting-faeries do and quit my job so I can live off Bob-Jim’s paycheck like them.” (continue reading…)
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