The following transcription was from a meeting recorded by hidden camera and microphone in a liquor bottle and cigar gift bouquet from E=MC2:
Senator Wastrel T. Porkbarrel closed the blinds, then the drapes, and sat in his chair. His desk lamp the only illumination.
“As the newest page, you need to know a few things,” the Senator said.
“Yes, sir. I am happy to be part of the solution.”
“Ahem,” he scratched his chinny-chin-chin, “maybe we start there. Why do you think we’re here?”
“We?”
“Senators. Legislators.”
“To solve the peoples’ problems?”
“We are here to get reelected, not to solve problems.” (continue reading…)
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