Posts Tagged ‘global warming’

Moos Short: Global Skepticism?

By E=MC2Monday - March 15th, 2010Categories: Moos Shorts (News Briefs)

MOOS SHORTSThis article says a poll indicates more people are starting to think that global warming claims are exaggerated.  In a related poll conducted by us, we found that 100% of inhabitable planets in the solar system don’t care what its habitants, or their polls, say.  When asked if one side of the global warming debate was correct in their opinions, the planet said, “No comment. But you’ll find out who’s right and wrong soon enough. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to continue to rotate and proceed along my orbit as dictated by physical laws that none of my current inhabitants fully comprehend and will continue to do so until my sun goes through an astronomical occurance that makes me uninhabitable like the rest of the planets. By the way, did you know that I travel around the sun at an average speed of 29.78 kilometers a second? Usain Bolt is a three-legged tortoise compared to me.”

- E=MC2

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Global Warming Might Not Be So Bad

By E=MC2Tuesday - February 9th, 2010Categories: Blog

IN THE MOOSWe could not help but notice, as we played with the new, improved aluminum foil on the high-tech programmable rabbit ears to unfreeze the image of the evening news and remove the digital leprosy from Katie’s face after C2 had chainsawed the first rabbit ears during his vision quest, the talking heads discussing climate change. They agreed it was bad.

On our farm, the weather in the winter is sometimes cold and mostly dry. Sometimes we get a little moisture as snow in the spring and during fall. In the summer, it can get a mite toasty and really dry. We often see rocks dry out, turn to dust, and float away. No one thought to ask us if we considered climate change bad, so we went in search of local expertise to discuss this notion. (continue reading…)

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