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		<title>Oh the Places You Shouldn&#8217;t Go&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/04/06/oh-the-places-you-shouldnt-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[democrat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[C2 sat despondent at a desk in E=MC2’s secret lair, disregarding the laptop computer in front on him, when E and M returned from hunting down zombie rabbits that had risen three days after their deaths to bite the heads off of marshmallow peeps. 
“What’s wrong C2?” asked E.
“Anything eating zombie bunny stew would help?” asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Infinite Possibilities</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/23/infinite-possibilities/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 07:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[health care]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.aminal-farm.com/?p=1646</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[His name was E. Sophagus Marianas.  He worked for an unnamed legislator,and was rumored as the only person on the planet who had read both H.R. 3590 and 3962.  The meeting that changed C2&#8217;s life began, ironically, in an emergency room. Marianas was there to be treated for thousands of paper cuts, while C2 had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hoping for Change</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/16/hoping-for-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[welfare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After the recording of Senator Wastrel T. Porkbarrel, E=MC2 decided to set up their video and audio equipment in their secret lair of tripartisan collaboration and film themselves to see if it would be worthy to post on YouTube. The following transcript came from one of the recordings:
“What are you doing home so early?” M [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update to The Aminal Farmer&#8217;s Dictionary 03/11/2010</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/11/afdupdate031110/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/11/afdupdate031110/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Aminal Farmer's Dictionary]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[G
Governor (n): 1) On a rental truck, the device that keeps it in the slow lane. 2) An elected official who serves the same function for a state.
K
Kool-Aid (n): 1) A sickeningly-sweet, chemical-flavored infusion of political belief that it is required be consumed prior to access to any government money or power. 2) During the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poll Results: Which of these things are you the most fed up with?</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/11/fed-up-poll-results/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The results are in! The winner of the “Which of these things are you most fed up with?” poll is: a tie between “partisan bickering” and “polls telling you how fed up you are about things.” If we combined these two things into a Frankenstein’s Monster of fedupidness we have an unstoppable force of “partisan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pig &#8216;n a Page</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/09/pig-n-a-page/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/09/pig-n-a-page/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Senator Wastrel T. Porkbarrel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The following transcription was from a meeting recorded by hidden camera and microphone in a liquor bottle and cigar gift bouquet from E=MC2:
Senator Wastrel T. Porkbarrel closed the blinds, then the drapes, and sat in his chair. His desk lamp the only illumination.
&#8220;As the newest page, you need to know a few things,&#8221; the Senator [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Which of these is the most demeaning to women?&#8221; Poll Results</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/04/demeaning-women-poll-results/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/04/demeaning-women-poll-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.aminal-farm.com/?p=1498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin closed strong to finish with 52 percent of the vote, defeating A Shirtless Michael Moore Wearing Nipples Tassels (37 percent), Strip Clubs (7 percent), and Prostitution (4 percent) in our “Which of these is the most demeaning to women?” poll. For the sake of women everywhere, we hope she selves her desire to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update to The Aminal Farmer&#8217;s Dictionary 03/04/10</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/04/afdupdate030410/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/04/afdupdate030410/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Aminal Farmer's Dictionary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.aminal-farm.com/?p=1493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[D
Democrat (n): Political equivalent of a Crip.
R
Republican (n): Political equivalent of a Blood.
Revolutionary (n): 1) Dissatisfied member of the opposition to a government in power, willing to use violence to the point of dying in the attempt to change the regime. 2) In America, people who frequently call in on talk radio programs. 
To view the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Still the Lowest</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/02/still-the-lowest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/03/02/still-the-lowest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[animal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[debate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reason]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.aminal-farm.com/?p=1460</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The following write-up won Professor Sandy Dolomite the No-Bull Pieces Prize for original research in Political (ahem) Science.
Title
Man&#8217;s Advancement in 113 Years Since Mark Twain&#8217;s Experiment
Abstract
An ideologically diverse group of individuals is locked into a reality television room and observed to retest Mark Twain&#8217;s assertion that man is the lowest animal. Given certain ambiguities, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update to The Aminal Farmer&#8217;s Dictionary 02/25/2010</title>
		<link>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/02/25/afdupdate022510/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aminal-farm.com/2010/02/25/afdupdate022510/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E=MC2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[C
Campaign Ad (n): A short work of fiction usually presented on TV during an election. Much like pro wrestling, the makers of these ads try to convey a sense of “realism,” expecting the viewer to actually buy the idea that what they’re seeing and hearing is the truth. Fortunately, anyone with an IQ higher than [...]]]></description>
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