The Aminal Farmer’s Dictionary

We, E=MC², like Ambrose Bierce, have come to the conclusion the Oxford English Dictionary and internet searches are insufficient for cataloguing the various meanings of words and phrases (we know the internet didn’t exist in Bierce’s day, we’re just waiting for Al Gore to also invent time travel). So, to assist linguists, scholars, and laypersons alike, we are starting “The Aminal Farmer’s Dictionary.” This is for all the fine citizenry of, and visitors to, the United Farm of Aminals. If you have a term or phrase that you feel the modern era has not fully defined, please submit your definition for a new term or phrase, or an additional definition to ones already in the AFD to us either by commenting on this post or by contacting us. Submissions that meet the proper criteria of being either insightful, witty, clever, or making us laugh so hard we spew coffee out our noses (or in C²’s case, hard liquor) will be placed in the official AFD for all to read, with proper credit going to where proper credit is due. So, help us drag the English language kicking and screaming to the slaughterhouse by adding to the terms and phrases below. Thank you for assisting us in this enterprise. (continue reading…)

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