C2 sat despondent at a desk in E=MC2’s secret lair, disregarding the laptop computer in front on him, when E and M returned from hunting down zombie rabbits that had risen three days after their deaths to bite the heads off of marshmallow peeps.
“What’s wrong C2?” asked E.
“Anything eating zombie bunny stew would help?” asked M.
“I doubt it,” said C2, “my former high school asked me to give a graduation address to the students.”
“Why did they ask you?” questioned E.
“I fibbed on my Classmates.com profile and said I helped co-found a successful website.”
“Ours?” said E.
“I said ‘successful’.”
“Which website did you say you helped found.”
C2 turned off screen saver and turned the computer towards them. (continue reading…)
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