After the recording of Senator Wastrel T. Porkbarrel, E=MC² decided to set up their video and audio equipment in their secret lair of tripartisan collaboration and film themselves to see if it would be worthy to post on YouTube. The following transcript came from one of the recordings:

“What are you doing home so early?” M asked C² as C² entered the secret liar.

“I quit my job as a cubicle monkey at the local petting zoo,” C² replied, setting a fishing pole against the wall.

“What? Why? And what’s with the fishing pole?”

“Well, while I was flinging accounting poo at the project managers, I overheard a co-worker talking about how all these fairies that voted for Obama are taking his hard earned money so they can live the easy life and fish. So I figured, heck, I don’t want to work if I don’t have to, so I decided to do like these mythical voting-faeries do and quit my job so I can live off Bob-Jim’s paycheck like them.” (continue reading…)

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This article says a poll indicates more people are starting to think that global warming claims are exaggerated.  In a related poll conducted by us, we found that 100% of inhabitable planets in the solar system don’t care what its habitants, or their polls, say.  When asked if one side of the global warming debate was correct in their opinions, the planet said, “No comment. But you’ll find out who’s right and wrong soon enough. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to continue to rotate and proceed along my orbit as dictated by physical laws that none of my current inhabitants fully comprehend and will continue to do so until my sun goes through an astronomical occurance that makes me uninhabitable like the rest of the planets. By the way, did you know that I travel around the sun at an average speed of 29.78 kilometers a second? Usain Bolt is a three-legged tortoise compared to me.”

- E=MC²

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