Moos Short: Global Skepticism?
This article says a poll indicates more people are starting to think that global warming claims are exaggerated. In a related poll conducted by us, we found that 100% of inhabitable planets in the solar system don’t care what its habitants, or their polls, say. When asked if one side of the global warming debate was correct in their opinions, the planet said, “No comment. But you’ll find out who’s right and wrong soon enough. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to continue to rotate and proceed along my orbit as dictated by physical laws that none of my current inhabitants fully comprehend and will continue to do so until my sun goes through an astronomical occurance that makes me uninhabitable like the rest of the planets. By the way, did you know that I travel around the sun at an average speed of 29.78 kilometers a second? Usain Bolt is a three-legged tortoise compared to me.”
- E=MC2
