Moos Short: The Only Bipartisan Committee

By E=MC2Saturday - March 6th, 2010Categories: Moos Shorts (News Briefs)Tags:bipartisan buggery

MOOS SHORTS Recently some Democrats have been under fire for corruption and alleged sexual harassment of staff members just a couple years after the Republican party was rocked by similar scandals.

Researching this string of scandalous behavior further, anonymous sources in Washington, DC have informed us that the lone truly bipartisan government entity is the Federal Kickback and Buggery Committee. The membership of this shadow committee is rumored to number around 535.

When asked to comment on its existence, a supposed member of the FKB replied, “It depends on what the definition of ‘it’ is.”

- E=MC²

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