“Which of these is the most demeaning to women?” Poll Results

Sarah Palin closed strong to finish with 52 percent of the vote, defeating A Shirtless Michael Moore Wearing Nipples Tassels (37 percent), Strip Clubs (7 percent), and Prostitution (4 percent) in our “Which of these is the most demeaning to women?” poll. For the sake of women everywhere, we hope she selves her desire to write a book about “American values. “ Now, if you don’t mind, the imagined image of Michael Moore with nipple tassels has to be purged from our brains.  But to show we’re not demeaning women, we’ll just stick to reading the Sport’s Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (no votes).