Update to the Aminal Farmer's Dictionary 02/18/2010

Update to the Aminal Farmer’s Dictionary 02/18/2010

By E=MC2Thursday - February 18th, 2010Categories: BlogTags:The Aminal Farmer's Dictionary

Preemptive strike (n): A shortcut to a quagmire.

Sanctions (n): 1) The concrete-filled tire on the playground of diplomacy, located between the “Jungle Gym of Allies” and the dodgeball court of “My Army Can Beat Up Your Army.” 2) An imaginary diplomatic weapon that when used on non-democracies gives the sanctioned rulers an excuse to pass any inconvenience, real or imaginary, downward in their economy. 3) An excuse to suppress dissent and blame the US.

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