“What is the biggest problem with the American political system?” Poll Results
Because the majority of people are divided amongst whether “radical partisanship,” “the influence of lobbyists and special interests groups,” or “the blind voting for the blind” are the biggest problem with the American political system, the biggest problem has been determined to be…Squirrels. To help us rectify this bane upon our government we, E=MC2, call upon Mike Huckabee to purchase a new popcorn popper and help us show these squirrels we mean business. We’re not going to take any more of their adorable, tail-waving, acorn-scavenging crap!








