(A short, one-act play)
<Scene: A classroom at an undisclosed location. E, M, and C2 are seated at desks along with an attractive, multi-cultural woman who is sitting next to C2, but is eerily motionless.>
E: What are we doing here?
<M shrugs as if he doesn’t know why either. Dick Cheney enters the classroom.>
Cheney: You are here because, as members of the new media, you need to learn your places in the news cycle of terror.
C2: Our places in the what?
Cheney: You’re C2, right?
C2: It’s “C-squared.”
Cheney: Shut up you liberal ninny and pay attention.
<E, M, and C2 squirm uncomfortably in their desks. Cheney picks up a piece of chalk at the blackboard and writes out the key steps as he lectures.> (continue reading…)
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