Congratulations to Michael, who submitted the winning cartoon in our first cartoon contest. As the victor, Michael will be the recipient of a free Aminal Farm T-shirt (once they are available). Thank you to all of our readers who submitted entries. A new contest will be posted soon, so everyone will have another chance to win.

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Bailout (n and v): Having the other children in the class fork over part of their lunch money to the class bully who “forgot” his in the vain hope he will not try to steal more from the smaller children during recess.

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Intelligent Design (n): The unscientific method of decorating scientific research by adding the word “Amen.”

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The winner of the “Which news source lies least?” poll is The Onion, with “The crazy guy on that street corner with the underwear on his head” coming in a close second.  Word is “underwear guy” is now being sought by Fox News, MSNBC, and CNN to be an on-air correspondent to provide a boost in ratings and legitimacy.

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