Updates to the Aminal Farmer’s Dictionary 01/28/2010

G

Gonorrhea Lectim (n): Pronounced “gonna re-elect them,” it is a virulent viral strain contracted by listening to too much Ppam.  Symptoms include apathy, obsessive name recognition, a burning sensation in the groin, and damaged nerve tissue that gives you the sensation you have been royally screwed…but just until the next election.

P

Ppam (n): Promises by Politicians in America.  Similar to spam, an obnoxious, socially reviled form of communication that pledges results the messenger has no intention of fulfilling.

T

Truck (n): A method of transportation often used as a stage prop by politicians to display their Real-American credibility.

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