Comments on: Nazis on the Ski Slopes http://www.aminal-farm.com/2009/12/07/blog-of-the-week/ A Fairly Unbalanced Place - Political cartoons and satire Thu, 06 Oct 2011 17:18:31 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Rooter von Braunsweiger http://www.aminal-farm.com/2009/12/07/blog-of-the-week/comment-page-1/#comment-7 Rooter von Braunsweiger Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:53:00 +0000 http://www.aminal-farm.com/?p=298#comment-7 I object to your objection to the gratuitous objection that isn't in fact gratuitous. In fact, I will write my own blog entry about a more important consideration: Real American-ism. I object to your objection to the gratuitous objection that isn’t in fact gratuitous.
In fact, I will write my own blog entry about a more important consideration: Real American-ism.

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]]> By: Henry http://www.aminal-farm.com/2009/12/07/blog-of-the-week/comment-page-1/#comment-5 Henry Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:12:48 +0000 http://www.aminal-farm.com/?p=298#comment-5 First! Sirs, My name is Henry Hammler, and I am writing to you to object to this gratuitous objection to the use of the term Nazi by your political pundits. The amount of work and dedication to remain true to the vision of Reich 3, version 2.0 in this intolerant age of anti-fascist discrimination is only understood by those of us true believers pushed into the margins of society. We believe that the use of the term honors the memory of our predecessors and should be used more often, although we now prefer the spelling K-n-a-z-i in this more subtle age of rebranding. (There is just something especially sexy about the big letter K at the beginning of the word, it's like big shiny black leather coats worn in some circles of those goose stepping hotties. Fabulous. ) We feel that our work in alternative energy was overlooked. After all the Kreich (Love that K) operated largely on Alcohol Fuels to supplement petroleum, long before so called progressive nations. We supported composting, after all the Kreich rototilled most of Europe and we promoted recycling all over the world--even Americans were forced to save their tin cans. Health care was another area we concentrated on. We eliminated diseases by eliminating the hosts, (admittedly we failed to cure the French disorder, but we fully support Robin WIlliams in his identification of that disease--maybe he'll do a telethon.) and we instituted public showers. And we too, support gun control. It makes things easier for a government to look out for the best interests of those under heel, er underfoot, I mean. I wish I had time to go into version 2.0, but I have to go to work, now, Mom says so. Remember, Fascist-Americans are Americans, too. Sincerely, Henry Hammler IV Secretary Knazi Anti-Defenestration League First!

Sirs,

My name is Henry Hammler, and I am writing to you to object to this gratuitous objection to the use of the term Nazi by your political pundits. The amount of work and dedication to remain true to the vision of Reich 3, version 2.0 in this intolerant age of anti-fascist discrimination is only understood by those of us true believers pushed into the margins of society. We believe that the use of the term honors the memory of our predecessors and should be used more often, although we now prefer the spelling K-n-a-z-i in this more subtle age of rebranding. (There is just something especially sexy about the big letter K at the beginning of the word, it’s like big shiny black leather coats worn in some circles of those goose stepping hotties. Fabulous. )

We feel that our work in alternative energy was overlooked. After all the Kreich (Love that K) operated largely on Alcohol Fuels to supplement petroleum, long before so called progressive nations. We supported composting, after all the Kreich rototilled most of Europe and we promoted recycling all over the world–even Americans were forced to save their tin cans.

Health care was another area we concentrated on. We eliminated diseases by eliminating the hosts, (admittedly we failed to cure the French disorder, but we fully support Robin WIlliams in his identification of that disease–maybe he’ll do a telethon.) and we instituted public showers.

And we too, support gun control. It makes things easier for a government to look out for the best interests of those under heel, er underfoot, I mean. I wish I had time to go into version 2.0, but I have to go to work, now, Mom says so.

Remember, Fascist-Americans are Americans, too.

Sincerely,

Henry Hammler IV
Secretary
Knazi Anti-Defenestration League

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